do the windy thingy

(( okay now i’m gonna go to bed bc im tired as hell. like if i owe a reply or smth ???...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:20:58 -0400

(( okay now i’m gonna go to bed bc im tired as hell. like if i owe a reply or smth ??? yeah. ))

>you sit there for a while, having small coughing fits and feeling kind of shittier than you had...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:20:24 -0400

>you sit there for a while, having small coughing fits and feeling kind of shittier than you had the day before. you’d been fine, even though you had that. and the nausea. at least, you thought you were. but then a worse wave of nausea rushes over you, and you head to the bathroom, as you had last night.

>as soon as you get to the door you can already feel it, so you rush to the toilet, and vomit again. though, it feels worse this time coming up, and you realize why once it stops. there’s a bit of blood. god, that’s gross and that’s… probably kind of bad.

>you flush it, and like last night, you feel really tired and drained afterwards. though, last night, you were actually able to move a lot and stuff, so you got up after calming down from it for a minute. but right now, that wasn’t exactly the case. you literally couldn’t get up. like, you try for a minute, just to see if maybe you could try to get to the bed. but you keep failing and you’re in a bit of pain. so you sit back against the wall, not really being able to do much. you might need some help.

>you pull out your phone, even though you could probably yell for dave, since he was somewhere around here. but your throat hurt and burned after that. god, you don’t want to ask for help because you’re afraid of getting him sick, but it would exactly be fun to stay in the bathroom.

‘hey dave can you come in the bathroom

i kind of got sick and i need help

i didn’t want to ask for help but i literally can’t get up

and i feel like shit’

thatsillyjohnkid: thatsillyjohnkid: um yeah its a giveaway...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:16:33 -0400

thatsillyjohnkid:

thatsillyjohnkid:

um yeah its a giveaway prob no one will be interested in bc its just art

gomen but i have no money and i can’t get anything so ??? yeah gomen

but i wanted to do something ?? at least

so yeah

there’ll be 2 winners

1st place gets two requests and 2nd gets one

idk

rules are

reblogs and likes both count

and

you don’t have to be following me ( cause tbh its a giveaway even though its to celebrate 500+ followers. )

and

whatever you request i won’t limit to choices over something because im p much up to drawing anything and if i haven’t drawn it before theres always practice and then trying my best for the request or something

um

yeah

thats p much it

again gomen such a shitty giveaway but its all i have to offer 8(

did i really just forget to add an ending date to this

jesus christ wow i’m stupid

okay ending date is july 1st so its like 2 weeks time or w/e

toopsy: ophilinonoo: time to check tumblr Is that- i- [KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE] me too

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:08:16 -0400

toopsy:

ophilinonoo:

time to check tumblr

Is that-

i-

[KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE]

me too

thespiritofbreath: You’re happy that you have John’s approval with maintenance of a human form and...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:44:06 -0400

thespiritofbreath:

You’re happy that you have John’s approval with maintenance of a human form and your desire to continue practicing shoots up. However the joy you feel is masked when you hear that John has apparent breathing problems. You don’t like breathing problems. They stop people from taking him in and they stop him from helping others.

“what kind of breathing problems do you have? can i help somehow?” you ask.

“so like… i’m john. you’re john and then there are lots of different kinds of johns? like how a maple tree has many leaves but they’re all different but they’re all called maple leaves?” You’re quite proud of your metaphor and hope that explains it to the both of you.

>he seems happy with the human form comment, and you smile, but then that joy doesn’t show. then he questions you.

well, the breathing problems i have is asthma.

>you shrug

i don’t know if there’s much you can do to help asthma, honestly. i just kind of… have to stay calm sometimes and try to breathe. though, that doesn’t always work, so i kind of have to keep this on me just in case i have an attack.

>you pull out an inhaler from your jacket pocket, showing him. then you put it back.

the attacks not really as frequent anymore, unless i get really sick or have a panic attack.

though, i guess they’ve been a little more frequent recently because around two months back, something kind of happened that kind of triggered breathing problems. i have a wound that’s healing rather quickly after the incident, but as for the breathing problems from it, they haven’t exactly gone away.

i think i’ll be fine though. i’m kind of used to this. i just find it kind of funny though, my aspect is breath, or i guess you could say wind, yet i have breathing problems.

>you chuckle slightly.

well, yeah, that’s a good way to put it, actually.

there’s lots of john’s, but usually they’re different in some kind of way. but yeah, that’s a good metaphor for it.

casually-draws-dorks: two dorks dicking around on photobooth....

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:40:15 -0400

casually-draws-dorks:

two dorks dicking around on photobooth. The self-timer can really mess with your cool kid face.

+thatsillyjohnkid

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:20:57 -0400

benevolentcavalier:

“You said your name was John, did you not? John is a great name. Your parents have excellent sense in naming quality.”

mhm!

my name’s john.

well, thank you, heh.

yeah, i think it kind of fits, and i like it.

my dad did have an excellent sense in names, though.

thespiritofbreath: You shake your head. “nah. i’m not used to being like this all the time. it’s a...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:15:11 -0400

thespiritofbreath:

You shake your head.

“nah. i’m not used to being like this all the time. it’s a new power but i’ll master it for sure.” You give a light chuckle. “i’m aiming to form legs some day but i always get confused with the hips. that’s i stick with good old tails.” You look at yours affectionately. “some day i hope to be able to be solid for at least a day. then i can eat and put on clothes and do the humany thing.”

You follow him as he speak and you nod. You are the air and that’s all there is to understand. You can feel the way his chest rises and you can feel, if you concentrate, air transfer the molecules into his lungs. Air can get into so many interesting places.

“i like your breathing too. it’s fun to feel.” You bring your hand to your mouth and chuckle. However it dies when John tries to explain stuff to you. You do your best to understand what he’s saying and you nod but you only get the words and not the concept.

“i… see?” Yeah you have absolutely no idea what he’s saying.

You shake your head and try to come off as smart enough to get alternwhatzits. You chuckle and then squeeze your own face. “yup! paranormal! its the type of face of a guy who’s really popular, you know?” You exclaim, pinching your cheeks.

>you nod

oh i see. well, i hope you can master it soon! that’d be cool. but hey, you’ve got a bit of physical ability so far, so i’m sure you’ll get better at it, as well as maintaining a human form eventually. it’d be cool to see you in a fully human form, heh. yes, you’d get to do the humany thing.

>you chuckle

hah, is it? i guess it’s better than when i’m having my breathing problems.

>you look at him, and he looks kind of confused. you kind of figured that, the concept isn’t the easiest to explain.

like i said, it’s weird and confusing. i guess a simple way to put it are there are other you’s and me’s that exist but can take on a different tone or sometimes look? man even i can’t explain it.

>he shakes his head as if he gets it, and it makes you give a silent laugh.

yeah, i get it.

+thatsillyjohnkid

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:05:58 -0400

benevolentcavalier:

“I’m Jack Egbert. Maybe we’re related somehow. That’d certainly be something interesting.”

well, nice to meet you jack.

yeah, it’s definitely a possibility we’re related somehow.

it would be interesting, wouldn’t it? heh.

+thatsillyjohnkid

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:39:27 -0400

benevolentcavalier:

“Afternoon.”

hiya.

i’m john egbert.

who’re you, and how’re you doing?

thespiritofbreath: You look at the extended hand as if the other John was handing you a lifetime’s...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:18:51 -0400

thespiritofbreath:

You look at the extended hand as if the other John was handing you a lifetime’s collection of classic action movies. The air around the two of you picks up a little as you happily fist bump him, making contact. You can feel this other John has strong bones, although that may just apply to all humans. After a few moments though, the force you’re exerting gives way and your hand goes slightly through his.

“oh… okay. um… i can’t not follow you so i guess i’ll keep talking to you, john.” You laugh a little. “i’m the spirit of the air and i’m always around, so feel free to keep walking!” You tilt your head as you float around him. You want to ask what’s bothering him but you find that you’re asked another question. You like questions.

“yeah! your breath is all raspy. when you inhale me, i can feel the air kind of… zigzag in.” Your new arms are handy to explain (hehe. handy). You move your arms in a way that reflects how you think this John is inhaling. It looks like you’re drawing a set of stairs.

“don’t know why you look like me. i take this form because i’m the embodiment of winds… so you must have a very paranormal face!” This conclusion makes sense in your head and you hope you have given John a compliment.

>he fist bumps you back, the wind picks up a bit around you, and you chuckle. you grin as you hold it for a moment, until his hand seems to phase through you’re hand a little bit.

i guess the form you’re taking on doesn’t keep much physical traits for too long?

>you blink.

heh, okay.

>you start to walk again, though kind of slowly. you stare down as you begin to walk again.

oh, well, that’s cool. that you’re like, the spirit of air or whatever. so you’re basically air itself? heheh, yeah, that’s kind of cool.

>you listen to him and look up to watch as he explains. he shows the way you’re inhaling, and it does look zig zag-like.

oh i see. huh. i guess i could see why you’d be interested then? i mean, that’s kind of different, like, my breathing that way.

>you shrug.

i don’t know either. maybe it has something to do with alternations and alternates and stuff. like, alternates are because alternate you’s, except they may be a different age than you, or sometimes different embodiments of you. i guess that sounds weird, but like. it’s hard to explain. basically, it’s you, but a different version of you, and sometimes have from a little to a lot of differences from you.

it really sounds weird and it’s confusing trying to explain it? oops.

>you chuckle.

heheh, paranormal face. that’s kind of interesting.

thesanityclause: Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:40:26 -0400

thesanityclause:

Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?

Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions

A+ Father

espeonchan: nicki minaj acknowledging girls without vaginas

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:39:18 -0400

espeonchan:

nicki minaj acknowledging girls without vaginas

thespiritofbreath: You didn’t mean to scare people but you just… appear. It happens. Maybe when you...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:34:49 -0400

thespiritofbreath:

You didn’t mean to scare people but you just… appear. It happens. Maybe when you get used to taking a more human-like appearance, you can kind of ease yourself in like a summer’s breeze rather than just crack into other people’s presence.

“yes! hahaha! i knew it!” You give a small fist bump to the air and you make the air fist bump you back because you’re cool like that. “i totally called that. no one can have a face like me except me… and you.” Humans could look like him. You take delight and odd comfort in that.

“sorry i disrupted your walk, john. your breath was really cool so i just had to check you out and then i saw your face and hey, you’re a human me!” It’s not everyday you meet a human version of you. You’re pretty excited because of it!

>you hold out a fist as if to ask for a fist bump, too, because he fist bumped the air.

heh, did you? it’s kind of cool though.

>you shake your head

nah, it’s fine. i wasn’t really heading much on anywhere, to be honest. so it’s not like you were disrupting me or anything! or stopping me from going somewhere. i just kind needed to get out of the house and take a walk and stuff. get my mind of things and relax, i guess. but my breath was interesting? huh.

but i guess it’d be interesting if i were you, to see a human that looks like you.

i find it kind of interesting that you look like me, in itself, heh.

dersitedreams: phantomhivesass: happyfoxmask: So i made a...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:58:05 -0400

dersitedreams:

phantomhivesass:

happyfoxmask:

So i made a Teen! Dad Egbert talksprite thingy.
Pretty proud.
I used the John talksprite as a base, but I changed a lot, obviously. x’D
I might make him with a different kind of shirt later, like instead of a t-shirt, he’ll have a collared shirt. :3

Holy shit that’s cute.

WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COSPLAY THIS.

thespiritofbreath: “oh no! please continue! i didn’t mean for you to stop walking!” Damn it. You...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:54:47 -0400

thespiritofbreath:

“oh no! please continue! i didn’t mean for you to stop walking!” Damn it. You thought you were focusing on the winds and not disturbing him but the fact that this man looked so much like your spirit form had you distracted. Curse you new, uncontrolled fingertips and your obvious tinglyness.

You remember that some humans consider that it’s ‘crazy’ to hear the thin air talk so you appear out of nowhere right in front of that other you. You deem this satisfactory and hope that the other John will not feel crazy now that he can see your spiritual self. Good job being considerate!

“hi! i’m john!” You introduce yourself, finally taking your hand off the human. “is that your name too?”

>the slight voice in the air surprised you, because you didn’t really expect it. you don’t jump though.

no, no, it’s okay. i was just… curious.

>it feels weird to talk to the air for a second, but again, you’ve been used to stuff like this happening. though, you’re not talking to the air for long, as a boy who reminds you of a sprite, kind of, appears. you may or may not have jumped for a second, as he appeared out of the air. you relax after a minute, though. you look at him, and his upper half was more human like, but he had a sprite-like tail/bottom that was blue. you look at his face, and you realize, he looks like you. like, a lot like you. though, he looks like you’re teenage self, sort of. huh.

hi, john.

>you smile slightly.

yeah, my names john, as well.

juxi: spazmaggot: i don’t know somebody slap me shit I love...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:40:30 -0400

juxi:

spazmaggot:

i don’t know

somebody slap me

shit I love your art so much

suckmynook: thatsillyjohnkid: (( my brother had wanted one but originally changed his mind after...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:36:10 -0400

suckmynook:

thatsillyjohnkid:

(( my brother had wanted one but originally changed his mind after hearing the xbox one was gonna be shit

then he changed his mind the other day and said ‘oh! but they’re gonna change things!’ like maybe one thing with games

i still think its a p stupid decision but w/e

but yeesh if your brother acknowledges it and still wants to get it that’s ?? hm. ))

((He makes horrible decisions. He’s 25, his girlfriend is 6 months pregnant and he’s still getting into fights and shit. He fucking broke his hand the other day because he punched a guy in the face.

I am so fucking done with him.))

(( i can tell

wow that’s terrible

aye ))

suckmynook: thatsillyjohnkid: (( my brother is too and i’m unhappy about it. he’s like ‘they’re...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:31:54 -0400

suckmynook:

thatsillyjohnkid:

(( my brother is too and i’m unhappy about it. he’s like ‘they’re changing things!’ i doubt many things are gonna change. he also was like ‘it’s not like you’re gonna play it’ well naw shit i’m not. i’m still asking my mom for a ps4 u m u ))

((He’s getting both. And he literally acknowledged all the things that are wrong with it and he still wants to get it. I just. No.))

(( my brother had wanted one but originally changed his mind after hearing the xbox one was gonna be shit

then he changed his mind the other day and said ‘oh! but they’re gonna change things!’ like maybe one thing with games

i still think its a p stupid decision but w/e

but yeesh if your brother acknowledges it and still wants to get it that’s ?? hm. ))

strangelykatie: mock-up of a princess vs princess page shoujo...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:27:04 -0400

strangelykatie:

mock-up of a princess vs princess page

shoujo style spontaneous flowers GO